My name is Mr. Schnuffles, do not be fooled by my fluffy white fur, I am hyper lethal assassin cat from Russia! I have this Tumblr page as my masters (B.D. and Miss M) both decided to allow me more freedom... I will not dishonor their trust, I am not treacherous soldier, unlike my father. I do not like being hugged or petted in any way, so please do not do so. view my other page:Mr. Schnuffles' weapons, vehicles and equipment" to see the arsenal at my disposal.

Protect Yourself.: STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

bd-k427:

the-meta:

u-ok:

neighborhoodwatchbec:

Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?

Are you a girl?  Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?

If so, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. Just for a few minutes. Stop scrolling your dash, stop checking facebook, and stop reading the update because the safety of you or someone you care about could depend on the circulation of the information in this post.

We’d like to bring to attention a specific person that we consider to be a major threat to the members of our community, particularly those who are underage and/or female. You may know him as either Jesus Feliciano, Jesse Feliciano, or thattallsummonerguy on tumblr. He’s 22 years old, Latino, and 6’3, if you need a memory jogger. He entered the fandom community when he attended Acen this year. (as 50sstuck Equius/Friday, The Summoner/Saturday, and Male Nepeta/Sunday) He has since been attempting to climb the local homestuck social ladder as a means of gaining power and influence among the community.


His intentions are extremely sexual in nature, and he is known to have tendencies toward violence and mental instability. This man is manipulative, persuasive, meticulous, exploiting, and extremely dangerous.  His reputation is that of a con man and womanizer with no respect towards females. He is known to have past experiences with the law regarding violent behavior. He is extremely skilled at initially coming off as kind and charming, but later putting women in situations in which it is extremely difficult for them to say no (even if they would have, operating under their normal judgement). He manipulates women (often more than one at a time) by preying on their insecurities and putting them under the false pretenses that he finds value in them.

He has already been banned from the recent boating meetup, and the upcoming Funway meetup and Illinois Promstuck event. He’s pending a permanent ban from all future Homestuck meetups.

This Saturday, (May 26, 2012) he is hosting his own Homestuck meetup. We are advising everyone NOT TO GO TO IT. We’ve been informed by a firsthand account that knows Jesse personally (linked at the bottom of this post) that his intentions with this meetup are far from innocent. He was reported to have gone to Elgin Community College spreading around that he had an event planned with 30 confirmed female guests and needed other guys to gather up as many of them as possible back to his place to “fuck them.” This meetup was originally to be held in a public park, but has since been moved to a private residence (presumably his own).  It is unsafe and unadvised for anyone to attend a meetup of any kind that is hosted at a stranger’s house rather than a public place—especially one with circumstances such as these surrounding it.

As a means to discourage people from attending his meetup and keep as many people as safe as possible, an alternative meetup was planned at Funway in Batavia, IL on the same day. This meetup will include go-karts, mini-golf, bumper boats, batting cages, and water wars. (please message for more information)

For those of you who are not aware, a large majority of the local Homestuck fandom is female, and a very large portion which is underage. Anyone that would prey on the insecurities and naivety of underage girls and exploit them for sex is absolute scum;  it’s completely unforgivable.

He’s already begun to victimize himself and try to garner support and sympathy by trying to play the nice guy who’s been accused of being a rapist. Which brings me to another point. No one is accusing him of being a rapist. He’s dangerous, yes—but a rapist is a person who has committed rape. To the best of our knowledge, this has not occurred. As we have no intention of spreading false information, we would like to STRONGLY discourage the use of the r word.

The intent of this post is not to start drama or to drag anyone’s name through the mud for being a jerk. The purpose is to ensure the safety of the members of our community. If there were a more elegant approach, we’d take it—but unfortunately, there is not. The only way to keep as many people safe as possible is to circulate this information as widely as possible. Our community may have skirmishes. We may argue and fight. But when it comes to things like this, protecting our own, we are the fandom that is unwilling to accept such behavior. It’s 100% unacceptable. We are the fandom that said NO.

Ladies, this should serve as an important reminder that you are valuable no matter what. Never, ever let somebody convince you that they are the only one that thinks so. Never depend on another person for you to feel good about yourself, because they may take advantage of it. Don’t trust every person that you meet, and ALWAYS place your personal safety above everything else. You are more important, and you always will be.

Please circulate this. Reblog it. Post it on Facebook. Tweet it. Get it trending. Send it to Hussie. I don’t care. Do whatever it takes to keep yourselves, your friends, and your followers safe.

VIDEO LINK: A personal testimony from someone who personally knows Jesse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZFLtx1eqw&feature=youtu.be

SIGNAL BOOST. BIG OL SIGNAL BOOST.

FOR THE ROOSTERTUMBLRS WHO ALSO HOMESTUCK.

SIGNAL BOOSTING.

never heard of this fandom, but this is what I live for! to help others is my only useful attribute!

SIGNAL BOOST!

[[quadrupole reblarg: complete!]]

(via free-rights)

Source: neighborhoodwatchbec

  • Prolog: this is a true story, everything that happens is correct word for word! when did it happen? mid February 2012. we start with the packing of bags after an overnight event for people with anger issues or who suffer from stress, I accidentally overhear a conversation between 2 girls by the names Daniella and Lenix, it went like this...
  • Daniella: I have something to tell you...
  • Lenix: yes..?
  • Daniella: well... I... watch... Glee... -blushes and shies away slightly-
  • Lenix: wow! I watch Glee too! -the two embrace each other-
  • Epilog: the two spent the rest of the day together, occasionally disappearing to be together in private. I saw them again recently and it was clear that they are still together.
Source: free-rights

free-rights:

bd-k427:

ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

halloxchoco:

jumpingjacktrash:

physicallyschizophrenic:

kelbremdusk:

fafadeflausch:

mortson:

ratsister:

tomithejellyfish:

zorascreation:

Yaaaaaaaasssss Gawd!

OH SHIT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEST JESUS MEME 

I am sooo showing this to my dad, the minister. He’ll LOVE it! (My dad is awesome.)

not even religious but this is pretty damn funny

Jesus rocks, but his fanclub sucks

PFFFFOHSHIT Fafa!

This is the sort of situation where the fandom ruins the source material.
Jesus is awesome.
His fans? Dumb as rocks.

hey, every fandom has its jerkasses. also, this is hilarious.

this is the best

just gonna casually reblarg this

[[reblogging, 90% for the bit in purple, 10% because it’s funny and 100% because it has a point! equality is the way forward! and hear be an atheist, agreeing with gods!]]

for all or for none. -apologies for any that feel insulted by the son of god swearing-

free-rights:

bd-k427:

ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

halloxchoco:

jumpingjacktrash:

physicallyschizophrenic:

kelbremdusk:

fafadeflausch:

mortson:

ratsister:

tomithejellyfish:

zorascreation:

Yaaaaaaaasssss Gawd!

OH SHIT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST JESUS MEME 

I am sooo showing this to my dad, the minister. He’ll LOVE it! (My dad is awesome.)

not even religious but this is pretty damn funny

Jesus rocks, but his fanclub sucks

PFFFFOHSHIT Fafa!

This is the sort of situation where the fandom ruins the source material.

Jesus is awesome.

His fans? Dumb as rocks.

hey, every fandom has its jerkasses. also, this is hilarious.

this is the best

just gonna casually reblarg this

[[reblogging, 90% for the bit in purple, 10% because it’s funny and 100% because it has a point! equality is the way forward! and hear be an atheist, agreeing with gods!]]

for all or for none. -apologies for any that feel insulted by the son of god swearing-

Source: zorascreation

Text

ask-noble-six:

kingofthe-pridelands started following you

Noble Six stares at the large feline that was in front of her, eyes wide. “Uh…Nice kitty.” 

you talking to me?

Source: asknoblesix

  • Question: "Oh dear. Well," She stands straight again and stretches her arms above her head. "I was going to the training room. Care to join me?" She throws him a look and begins to walk backwards down the corridor while waiting for a reply. She clearly expected him to follow her. - agent-alabama-deactivated201204
  • Answer:

    I could use some excitement -smiles- I will join you. [[can’t RP though, my internet’s about to cut off! damn restrictions!]]

  • Question: The eye roll that followed his first words was uncontrollable, whether it was viewed or not. "I do know of those machines. Merely curious as to how /you/ ended up in one." This was too amusing to pass up the chances of mockery - agent-alabama-deactivated201204
  • Answer:

    -sighs- I have no clue, one minute I was asleep in the ventilation, the next I was being whacked over the head…

  • Question: "Oh?" Automatically her eyebrows go up in surprise and amusement. "A whack a kitty machine?" She leans casually against the wall, arms folded. "Do tell." Her voice was ever so slightly mocking. - agent-alabama-deactivated201204
  • Answer:

    you have got to be kidding me. it is whack a mole but instead of moles it is cats… namely me. what you up to anyway?

  • Question: She can't help but smile at the white cat she had become friendly with. "Did I make you jump again?" She eyes where he's rubbing his head with an amused look that can't be seen behind her helmet. - agent-alabama-deactivated201204
  • Answer:

    -smirks- no no, I was aware of your presence, I just got myself stuck in a “whack a Kitty” machine…

  • Question: Some scratching from the vents above indicated the Schnuffles was slowly making his way down the same corridor as Ally. Two short taps was her way of asking him to come down and chat. - agent-alabama-deactivated201204
  • Answer:

    -drops down rubbing his head- hi Ally, how are you?

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

*Grabs you and puts you back in the box and hits you again* Don’t move.

-with difficulty, he pulls out his sniper rifle- how about stop hitting me.

*picks up the weapons smith and puts him in a “Whack-A-Human” box and whacks him a couple times*

OOC: The person i rp as is dead.

[[I didn’t say Nevada, I said the weapon’s smith. and if the weapon’s smith is also, dead, then I picked up his ghost. theoretically impossible. but meh, I don’treally care.]]

[[meh, you have a point…]]

Source: girlspines

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

*Grabs you and puts you back in the box and hits you again* Don’t move.

-with difficulty, he pulls out his sniper rifle- how about stop hitting me.

*picks up the weapons smith and puts him in a “Whack-A-Human” box and whacks him a couple times*

OOC: The person i rp as is dead.

[[I didn’t say Nevada, I said the weapon’s smith. and if the weapon’s smith is also, dead, then I picked up his ghost. theoretically impossible. but meh, I don’treally care.]]

OOC: nor do i.

[[lol]]

OOC: *hits you a couple of times*

[[it’s funny how someone spent time making this, then making the gifs for it as well, I bet his menagerie wasn’t very happy…]]

OOC: I bet his girlfriend was not happy ether.

[[it’s also funny you assume he had a girlfriend after this]]

Source: girlspines

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

ask-theweaponssmith:

not—my—division:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

*Grabs you and puts you back in the box and hits you again* Don’t move.

-with difficulty, he pulls out his sniper rifle- how about stop hitting me.

*picks up the weapons smith and puts him in a “Whack-A-Human” box and whacks him a couple times*

OOC: The person i rp as is dead.

[[I didn’t say Nevada, I said the weapon’s smith. and if the weapon’s smith is also, dead, then I picked up his ghost. theoretically impossible. but meh, I don’treally care.]]

OOC: nor do i.

[[lol]]

OOC: *hits you a couple of times*

[[it’s funny how someone spent time making this, then making the gifs for it as well, I bet his menagerie wasn’t very happy…]]

Source: girlspines

not—my—division:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

*Grabs you and puts you back in the box and hits you again* Don’t move.

-with difficulty, he pulls out his sniper rifle- how about stop hitting me.

*picks up the weapons smith and puts him in a “Whack-A-Human” box and whacks him a couple times*

thank you. -smirks-

Source: girlspines

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

*Grabs you and puts you back in the box and hits you again* Don’t move.

-with difficulty, he pulls out his sniper rifle- how about stop hitting me.

Source: girlspines

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

ask-theweaponssmith:

mr-schnuffles:

not—my—division:

D’AWWWWWWWW

[[not RPed as the cat for a while]] I do not like this sport. -he says this as mallet hits him on the head- fuck this shit!

*Hits the cat with a mallet* Ths is fun hehehe.

-looks up with miffed expression- game should be fun for all participants.

*Hits you again* It is for me i don’t know about anyone elas.

-grumbles- well then, fuck this shit. -crawls out the box-

Source: girlspines